Mr. Natty Shipwreck Shower Wash
Wash away ya worries… you can now take the famous warming and woody scent of our Shipwreck Soap everywhere you go. We love that soap here at Natty HQ, but sometimes you do need to adapt. So if you’re off on your hols, the gym, or a dirty weekend, this bottle of Shower Wash for hair and body will keep you feeling like some unstoppable force of nature all day long. This might be because we put a smidgen of caffeine in it. It’s like having breakfast in the shower. Please make sure you have your porridge when you get out (a hearty bowl will keep you feeling unstoppable until lunchtime at least).
It’s a shower wash. Get in the shower. Wet your entire body with water. Scrub up. Top to toe (do behind your ears). Rinse off. We’ve made this to lather up proper lively, and you don’t need loads - a bit on yer bonce and then use the foam to give your port and starboard a clean. Always remember below decks.